Non-alcoholic Bloody Mary mix. Move over Mary, Bloody Mike is in town. I'm putting the kick back in one of our tried-and-true favorite cocktails. Anyone who knows me, knows I gotta have flavor - bland is just not in the vocabulary. That's why I'm determined to bring you the full-flavored, no-holds-barred taste this drink delivers. This thick and spicy recipe has everything I look for when I'm in the mood for extreme flavor - a good dose of fresh, savory spices with lots of expertly blended tomatoes. Mix with a shot or two of your favorite vodka and you'll understand why this one's called Kick Ass. - Mike Ditka. Non-alcoholic. Contains 100% tomato juice.